Tenacious

topherchris:

Riffing off of evillageidiot: I think these things are designed purely to scare the shit out of me. I’m trying, however, to take these figures with a grain of salt.

The part displayed here actually looks totally reasonable to me, it’s the part above this that you’re not seeing — with actual salary figures — that gives me butthurt. Just need to remember, it’s all relative. Do I really expect to own a 1,400 square-foot 2/2.5 townhouse in Manhattan? Of course not.

And healthcare? Won’t need any. Anyone who grew up in Florida and survived past puberty has an amazing immune system.